it's been one of those days

Where you apply your mascara in the car.
Where your "big zit" became a "huge zit" overnight.
Where you don't like what you're wearing because you chose to stand in the shower for thirty minutes instead of in front of a mirror.
Where you don't get to call your mom.
Where there are dark circles under you eyes, even after eight hours of sleep.
Where everything you put in your hand finds its way to the floor.
And then you trip on it.
Where a dog pees in your dressing room.
Where every girl you see is skinnier and prettier than you.
Where "I'm going to leave work early today" turns into "Hey hunny, I'm going to be late!"
Where you crawl onto the kitchen counter and cry.
And then finally give up and eat smoothies for dinner.
Ya. It's been one of those days.